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Allure

May 6, 2010 General Comments

What’s is it about women that makes us do stupid things? I’m certain if we look throughout history we would find hundreds of instances where man’s longing for affection from the opposite sex has been his downfall.

So why am I even writing about this topic? Simply put a child, no older than thirteen, tried to pick up Roxy right in front of me. I’m unsure whether or not he realized we were together but regardless he threw caution to the wind and forged ahead. If I were insecure this blog could easily turn into a rant about his lack of respect or my bruised ego. But the real point of interest is the inherent power women have over men.

Constructive Critcism

May 4, 2010 General Comments

While having drinks with the gang the topic of my blog being nothing more than a link farm with twitter sized posts came up. At first I dismissed the criticism but slowly began to realize they were right. What was once something I embraced and looked forward to had now become a chore. Determined to breath life back into my blog I’ve decided to actually write instead of shooting off a few links or embed YouTube videos.

So. long story short, thanks for telling me my blog sucked. I promise to make it suck less and in-turn I hope you leave me some feedback.

The Blind Side

May 1, 2010 General Comments

Not since the Ten Commandments and Passion of the Christ has a movie been so effectively target marketed. From the onset The Blind Side seems custom tailored to Christian women with a penchant for charity work and southern accents. She must be tough if she’s lived her whole life with that funny accent.

That said, the movie isn’t terribly good or bad. It’s just a perfect example of Hollywood’s tendancy to make Franken-movies, liberally borrowing from better “help the disenfranchised” films.

I can’t with good concious recommend this film to anyone but it’s intended audience. So, if you attend church once a week, give money to the poor and watch Lifetime on a regular basis run out and buy this movie.

Note: I can only assume that Sandra Bullock’s Oscar was one big joke within the inner circle of Hollywood power players that backfired. If not that then they must still feel bad for snubbing her performance in Love Potion #9. Her best perfomance to date, hands down.

Final Note: Don’t you just love how Sandra Bullock is walking him into heaven. WTF!

I was having a shitty day at work when I noticed Paul posted this hilarious clip of Werner Herzog narrating Where’s Waldo. Could you imagine a Where’s Waldo narrated by Morgan Freeman? Just think Shawshank Redemption, priceless

No More Sleepovers

April 26, 2010 General Comments

Me
I know I love you cause I just told Mihoko I can’t let her sleep over if she comes to NY for the weekend.

Girlfriend
She can sleep on the couch if she doesn’t mind hearing us fuck in the next room.

Conclusion
Love is a funny thing.

Old Spice Does It Again

April 7, 2010 General Comments

Easter Sunday

April 4, 2010 General, Television Comments

What better way to spend Easter Sunday than grilling meat on the BBQ and watching Christ’s murder’s in action. What?!

Let me explain, earlier in the week a friend mentioned he was watching Spartacus: Blood and Sand. A new television series about the Republic’s most infamous rebel, Spartacus.

Impressions
The first few episodes are so corny it hurts. With computer generated blood, bad dialogue and obscene amounts of nudity this series would probably turn off most audiences. But, somehow it grew on me and became this guilty pleasure I relished.

Hallo Berlin

April 2, 2010 Food, General Comments

The weather was so perfect I decided to skip the gym and meet up with Kelly and the gang for drinks at this aptly named German beer garden, Hallo Berlin. Four drinks and a shot later I was up performing Mr. Brightside by The Killers. Yet another reason i should not be allowed to go near a karaoke bar.

Note: For some reason I continue to refer to the place as Hello Bear. What is wrong with me?