Saying the city was dead would be putting it lightly. Determined to have fun we decided to hit the beer garden. The scene was lively but the women were not my type until these two knockouts walked in. Bored and feeling a bit masochistic I decided to pick them up.
Now I know I’m no Brad Pitt but at the same time I am not a troll protecting a bridge. That being said I knew I was out of my league but confident I wouldn’t get shot down right away. All I needed to do was make them laugh and win them over with my charm. Thirty minutes later (which is thirty minutes longer than most people would have given me) I got up and left. I put my best foot forward and felt amazing. Now lets see if they call.