Theresa calling my date a Bond girl was a stretch but I couldn’t help but laugh at the similarities. She’s tall, exotic (she looks Asian) and only speaks Russian.
When I picked her up Saturday night I never thought i would see her again. I figured the language barrier would be too much for her to bear but when I saw her walk through the door I quickly remembered that we’re humans and the power of genuine sexual attraction is enough reason to meet for dinner. Thankfully Sayana is patient and eager to learn English.