Whenever you go to a strip club you have to be prepared to drop a few dollars and walk away empty handed. This time was no different until Al spotted this stripper he met a year ago. He had raved about her all year and I was now fortunate enough to meet her.
Normally your chances of picking up a stripper are zero but that never stops men from trying. So, after and hour of shrewd negotiation I beat the odds and got her number and a date on Monday. Sure it cost me hundred dollars but that is what I would normally spend at the shoe show.
The Attraction of Going to a Shoe Show
The boy scouts huddle around a fire in the woods and tell scary stories. We huddle around a stage while half naked women dance around. I do envy those merit badges.