At least that’s what it said in the email I got from my ex-wife. I’m not really sure how I should feel. Part of me is sad that I failed at marriage while another part is filled with a sense of relief that all the bad stuff is behind me and I can finally move on.
After work we hit Mad Hatter for a little President’s Day celebration. While at the bar two blondes grabbed my arm, pulled me aside and asked, “is jigaboo a racist term? ” I would have normally walked away but I had to see what other bullshit would spill out of their pie holes. Twenty minutes and a series of racist remarks later they mustered up enough courage to ask for my number. I gave them a fake one and walked away. A few people from work saw the whole thing and I think I might start getting a reputation for picking up tramps. I’m not sure if this is a good or bad thing.
Before heading home Erik and I decided to start training for the 30-30 Challenge.
The 30-30 Challenge
Time and Date: TBD (Possibly Friday Feb. 22nd 5:00pm)
Venue: 10th Floor KitchenEat 30 McNuggets in 30 minutes.
Fastest time wins.
- Max of 4 teams — team is comprised of an eater and a saucier.
- The saucier man cannot consume any nuggets.
- Team must supply beverages
- Teams must be nominated no later than February 20th 2008.
- Competing teams must provide a $7.00 entry fee.
- Judges will consider nominations. Please be persuasive.
- Please send nominations to ________ or ________
The organizers will provide 30 McNuggets to each team. Dipping sauce is available, if needed.
In the event of a tie, a 10 nugget eat-off (same rules apply) will break the tie.
The winner will receive the McNugget Champion Cup.
All rules subject to change by judges at any time.
Good Luck To All!
After pounding back 20 nuggets I went home and watched The Last King of Scotland.
The Last King of Scotland
The poster sums it up perfectly. Charming. Magnetic. Murderous.