She wasn’t ugly but she was shallow. An hour of pointless conversation led me to finally inquire what she was looking for in a mate. Her answers were all based on the physical. It was really sad cause I know deep down she’s a good person just stuck in this mode of thinking she’s better than everyone. It’s probably cause of her modeling background but even then, she’s 34 and those days are long gone.
After we parted I headed to a Penthouse sponsored S&M party held at Lit Lounge. I’m not really into that sort of thing but I’m curious by nature.
9:30pm
Got a beer, sat at the bar and took in the crowd. Everyone was dressed in black with some form of skull and cross bone accessory. A ring, necklace, t-shirt or belt buckle. I got it, you’re hardcore.
10:30pm
Two freelance writers (from Complex and Maxim) showed up and tried to pick up one of the Penthouse pets. She looked interested till she asked for their cards. One had a personal card, which screams freelancer and the other didn’t have any on him. Normally you could get away with this but you have to be charming and these guys looked like nerds. Sad.
11:30pm
I headed downstairs to the dungeon to see the madness.
11:45pm
Asian girl tied up this dude (totally homosexual), opened his pants (revealing his cock) and spreads his legs. From behind, she whipped him underhanded (like throwing a softball) landing the whip on his cock. Very Casino Royale. She continued to do this several times till his dick looked like it was going to explode or fall off. Which ever comes first. Wacky!
12:30am
An impish cripple guy walked around in bikini briefs. He’s short, hairy and creepy.
12:40am
A woman took off her heels and placed her feet on this guys face. He looked like he was in heaven. I bet he use to work in a bowling alley. Now where is that air freshener?
1:00am
Some women began making out and tweaking each others nipples.
1:10am
Got Bored.
As I left it dawned on me that everyone knew each other. It was cultish and that explains the dirty looks, I was a stranger. It makes sense, S&M is all about trust and you can’t trust a stranger.