Television
My brother has no cable. So his television is basically limited to 2 channels. Channel 1 is news that is unwatchable due to static. Channel 2 always has someone telling me to turn back to Channel 1. I feel like I am in communist Russia.
Walking Around Nude
I’m not and exhibitionist but I like having the freedom to do it when the mood strikes me.
Food Choices
I really miss opening my fridge and finding the stuff I like. Crazy, right? Take for example the other day, I really wanted to make a spinach and mozzarella cheese omelet or have a bowl of Cap’n Crunch but George didn’t have spinach or Lactaid. Note: my ex-wife ruined me by making me drink Lactaid for 4 years. Which basically weakened me and has condemned me to a life of not being able to enjoy the sweet yumminess of whole milk. Doesn’t whole milk look like Elmer’s glue? YUM!
My Own Bed
The couch just isn’t cutting it. I love being able to stretch out on my queen size bed and rolling around like a kid.
Bringing People Home
This is probably the biggest problem I have. It’s been so long since I’ve actually had company over. I’m not even talking about sleeping with women. I’m talking about having people over for movies, dinner or just hanging out.